Dear Journal,
These Brits are so unfair. They shove a bunch of taxes on us and expect us to pay them when they don't even give us enough money. It gets on my nerves! They take the money that we use to support our families and make us pay what only a king could pay for a single cup of tea. How, on any level of reason, does that make any sense? If they want to be so biased, then let's show them who they're messing with. If they want to take away our freedom, then we'll take away their power. Bring it on!!
- Annoyed Taxpayer,
Jacques.
Tuesday, 17 January 2012
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
Victory!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Journal,
At last, the war is finally over! I can't believe that one simple argument turned into a war that lasted for seven very long years. What is so important about a few extra acres of land that people's lives had to be taken? Now I can finally go to bed in peace without worrying about the French coming to burn down my house or abduct my family. It's such a relief. It's getting dark and I really want to take my first peaceful sleep without being awakened by the sound of gunshots. Talk to you later. Good Night.
- Bertrude Newman
At last, the war is finally over! I can't believe that one simple argument turned into a war that lasted for seven very long years. What is so important about a few extra acres of land that people's lives had to be taken? Now I can finally go to bed in peace without worrying about the French coming to burn down my house or abduct my family. It's such a relief. It's getting dark and I really want to take my first peaceful sleep without being awakened by the sound of gunshots. Talk to you later. Good Night.
- Bertrude Newman
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