Official panic report
It has been demonstrated here that the 13 colonies are being huge annoyances. First they illegally assault our dedicated tax-collectors preventing them from collecting the ever so important money. I'm aware of how absurd the stamp act is but most of the british population were ok with it. Tragicly the 13 colonies ended the stamp act. I didnt really worry about it because it was only one act so i started giving out a tea tax.
it was very succesful but then those nasty blighters the 13 colonies, dumped out all the tea filled crates in the boston harbour. We nicknamed it the boston tea party.
I dont think the 13 colonies are ever going to be happy so i will have to prepare our supplies for war.
Good night and may the best be upon us
-The king
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